Ramblings of a Mad Piggie

Monday, January 30, 2006


The girl left this morning. She left for San Francisco for a week with her class. She gets to spend 5 days over there learning and shopping and sightseeing. "Lucky! I like San Francisco"
We spend the entire weekend trying to cram 16 days worth of outfits in a medium sized luggage. Ugh. We awoke at 5:20 just as hubby was leaving to say his goodbye to the girl and we loaded up the trunk to drive the whole 1/2 block to school. We picked up Gma to say her goodbyes too. It was sooo sad, at 6:00 am its still dark and people thought we were dorks trying to navigate the parking lot (mom and I) in the dark. Step Down! Step UP! Watch the bumper. Step up once more"
Here's something I would never do. A girl in the class that neither of my girls friends care for very much (by good reasons may I add, this girl is in the 6th grade and she acts as if she''s in the 12th grade)...well she was going on the trip and her friends didn't go, so she was by herself. The mother of this girl was screaming up at the bus windows for my girl and her friends to talk to her and be with her on the trip. In front of the whole school. She actually then proceeded to get on the bus and move all the kids around in their seats so that she could sit by my girl and her friends. So my girl ended up sitting next to her.....aahhhhh.... I would just die, if I saw my mother screaming at the top of her lungs at all the kids on the bus. She wsan't being mean about it but I was speechless that she would do this in front of her girl. Mothers.

Saturday, January 28, 2006


Getting to know more about ME!

[ ] I've run away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[ ] I collect[ed] comic books.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad
[X] I open up to others easily
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I watch the news
[X] I own over 5 rap CDs
[X] I own something from Hot Topic
[ ] I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[X] I don't kill bugs
[X] I curse regularly
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well
[X] I would wear pajamas to school
[X] I have a job
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[X] I am in love/like with someone
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[ ] I am self conscious
[X] I like to laugh
[ ] I smoke a pack a day
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[ ] I have many scars
[X] I've been out of this country
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[ ] I am really ticklish
[X] I love chocolate!!
[ ] I bite my nails
[X] I am comfortable with being me
[ ] I play computer games/video games when I'm bored
[X] Gotten lost in the city
[ ] Saw a shooting star
[X] I had Surgery
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[X] Hugged a stranger
[ ] Been in a fist fight with the same sex
[X] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X] Made out in an elevator
[X] Swore at your parents
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Been bungee jumping
[ ] Broken a bone
[ ] Played spin the bottle
[X] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[X] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[X] Gotten the chicken pox
[X] Crashed into a car
[ ] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[X] Stole something from your job
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[X] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[X] Saw someone/something dying
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[X] Been to Canada
[X] Been on a plane
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[X] Thrown up in a bar
[ ] Eaten Sushi
[ ] Been snowboarding
[ ] Been skiing
[ ] Been ice skating
[ ] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Been to a motocross show
[ ] Going to or have gone to college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers
[X] Cheated on someone else

Starting Weight - 226
Total Loss - 11 lbs

Wednesday, January 25, 2006


-My friend R is going to Brazil for 5 weeks. I am to get up at 4:30 to take her to the airport.

-My favorite fanfiction site is down right now and i'm going thru withdrawls

-Hubby thought he was gonna get some tonight but I told him I wanted to finish watching Bones

-I'm hungry and the bread is a callin'

-My car is in the "shop". Well actually a house where some guy lives and he is going to fix it. The car is parked in front of his house by the road in the country. 100-1 that it gets stolen. It would be par for the course for 2006.

-My paper shreader is not working and I have lots and lots of papers to shread

-Planning for Hawaii trip of 2007 has commenced

-I am way behind on everything work wise

-I belive my vertibrae is permanently curved cause of my bad posture

-The girl wil be leaving for a week on Monday.

-I haven't loss any more weight (big shocker)

-My house is a mess (another big shocker)

-I feel like screaming for no apparent reason.

-I was recently told that a girl I knew had her apartment broken in while she was there and all she said was "they tried to hurt me". I was speechless.

-Hubby has to get up 5 hrs to go to work.

-My toenails need to be painted desperately

-I hooked back on the fucking show American Idol. I hate that I'm soo weak.

-I need new couches

-I want a bowl of sugar smacks right now

-I'm off on Friday. Gonna get a hair cut and touch up the roots

-I'm thinking of going to New York with hubby.

-I had a bad dream last night. Mom called and wanted to tell me something but couldn't. I asked her if I should come over and she said yes. Hung up and told hubby we needed to go over there and while on the drive over, she called back and said, "hurry, hurry". I panicked and started to cry and woke up. It was 2:21

-I've woken up screaming 4 times in the last month.

-I'm thinking about drinking a glass of wine before bedtime. Don't know why. It just came to me

-I bought some new perfume called Amor Amor...i luv it

-I thought I just heard my hubby yell my name in the next room. He didn't

-The boy's birthday is in 1 week and I have no idea what to get him or do to celebrate

-I hear a train in the background

Monday, January 23, 2006

Hi my name is J and its been.........

2 weeks and 3 days since my last sandwich. Every since I was little, my body has sustained on peanut butter sandwiches (no jelly)....just plain old peanut butter. Peanut butter sandwiches was just not any food, it was a way of life. It was my vitamins, my meat, my bread, my life force. Get up on the weekends -have a sandwich. Get home from work - Have a sandwich or two. Stay up late on the computer - Have a sandwich. Before dinner is ready - Have a sandwich. Come home drunk- Have a sandwich. You get the picture. On an average day I would eat anywhere from a minimum of 4 sandwiches all the way up to 7 a day. It was that bad.
Last night the hubby and I went to dinner and afterwards shopping. I went down the aisle and bought one loaf of bread. That seemed strange. Usually it would be 3 loaves of bread and the big jar of Jiffy. I put the bread in and reached for the peanut butter....and PUT IT BACK. Whoa...that's like an alcoholic pouring out their secret stash of Vodka they found in their clothes closet. It's that bad. I've gone two weeks and I'm going for more. We'll see what happens.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

i'M tOO oLD fOR tHIS

I am actually sitting here at 2:20 in the morning trying not to scratch my fucking face off. I have some pimples right now that are driving me insane. Yeah, I said it....pimples. I thought I was too old for this shit. Your supposed to be getting these in your teens and maybe your twenties. I'm goig to be 35 pretty soon and I'm popping these things out. I blame it on hubby...of course. Hubby and I went to San Franciso to see a specialist for his John Merrick situation and I left my makeup in the rental. Well, of course when we called, they didn't have it. Typical. The makeup I have been wearing for 15 years of my life was in there and I didn't have the time or money at the time to buy some more. So i went the cheaper route and got some Revlon shit. I am now looking at a pimply fucking 17 year old virgin's face in the mirror. If hubby had looked in the trunk where my fucking bag was, none of this would be happening. I think when I got to bed tonight, I'm gonna pop open one of these babies and rub the gunk all over his back and ass.....that'll get him. Muwahhaahaaha. Fucker.

i'M tOO oLD fOR

Thursday, January 19, 2006


It's been 2 years since my beloved Angel has been off the air and longer since Buffy...yeah I said it so what. Those were my shows and I miss them dearly. They not only kept me home on Tuesdays and Wednesday's but they had me looking forward to something on TV that I could sit down and enjoy. I have no such shows now. I catch certain shows when they're on but not religiously as those 2. Here's what we're currently watching.

Grey's Anatomy (a must)
Project Runway (another, yeah I said it so what tv show)
Family Guy
Smallville(only when my man James is on though)
That 70's show(only the older ones)
Home Movies

That's it. I've gotta get a life.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006


There's a caterpillar growing on the boys upper lip. The infamous hispanic genes are kicking in and the boy is sprouting his 'stache. It used to be , "mom, come here look really really close" and he'd tip his head up towards the light and you could make out some fuzz. Now you see him across the room and can see it a mile away. The boy is 3/4 mexican and he has really light light skin (like me) and dark features (like his dad). The mustache sticks out on him. I'm not saying it looks bad, it just looks "old". Maybe that's why I stit there across from him at the restaruant table (cause fuck if I'm going to cook. I think we've ate out like every night for 2 months...but that's for another time), and just stare at him. He's such a boy. Lord help me.

The boy and the girl are playing hooky from school today. It seems the girl twisted her ankle yesterday and is still having some problems with it (luckily cheer is off , huh) and hubby said go ahead and stay home and tell the boy the same. They just called me and they're ....what else...eating out. Bastards. They're going shopping afterwards for shoes and jeans. Muwahhhhaaahaaha....let hubby try and fit the girl for jeans....this will be good.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006


Check out my profile pic....my oldest sis...what a crack up. That's me!!!!


Busy busy weekend. Hubby's good friend had his 35th b day party this Saturday. It was a surprise from his current girlfriend. They've been dating for 4 months or so and I'm thinking that she wants it to be a lot more serious then he does. But she went thru the effort to surprise him and she did. His closest friends were there, (all except one, D) and we had pizza and beer. I got a little tipsy from the get go. I was soooo thirsty. I knew I had too much when I got up and shook hubby and started to sing...."Shake that thing..da da da da da da Shake that thing." U know the Carl's Jr commercial where the guy's shaking the cow...hahahahaha. Anyhoo.....after that we went to one of the guys houses and proceeded to get more fucked up. Knew Hubby was fucked up when he started breakin' and popping as if he was Turbo. Hilarous!!! All in all it was very very funny. ps(note to self: A and I finally made up. He was the one to break. hahahahaha)

Sunday - Mom's birthday. Got up and headed over to the house around 9:30 and stayed around all day until dinner time. Steak...gotta luv steak. There was 12 of us and it was really fun.

Monday - Took off of work, cause I can! Went shopping with the girls and mom and the boy. Everybody had gift certificates and wanted to use them. Later that night went to godson's house to give him his gift card from wal mart. Little shit didn't even come out of the room to accept it. We shouldn't have even given him anyting. He's a rude little shit that doesn't care if were there or not. Gotta still luv him though.

Friday, January 13, 2006


Going back thur old blog posts, I ran across this from oldest sis and I realized I never played. So here goes: Go to google and type your first name and then "needs" after it. Type in your results.

1) Julie needs data protection.

2) Julie needs Cards for hospital stay.

3) Julie needs early start.

4) Julie needs your help.

5) Julie needs to recognize this and receive clarification.

6) Julie needs a last minute Fordham Hybrid

7) Julie needs to work on her parenting (Aint that just fucking cute)

8) Julie needs a team of commited people to pray for her and her ministry. (Ha Ha Ha Ha..i luv this game)

9) Julie needs to bite the bullet and set up a new home

10) Julie needs to show off her womanly frame (womanly ie: fat....even Google knows, damn)

$%^&$*$ cARS

Well, the first one is done and is awaiting the $400 bill to be paid. That's our friends truck. Mine is next. I won't be taking mine in until my friend R will be leaving for Brazil at the end of the month (lucky bitch). She's going to Brazil and I get to go to the local indian gaming casino, if I'm lucky. Speaking of, hubby and I went last weekend. We really had a good time and talked about doing this once a month...that is until the Great Car Snafu of '06 happened the next morning. There goes our extra "date" money. While there at the casino, bad luck Schleprock sat down at his machine and me at mine (waaaaay on the other side of the place) and proceeded to plunk our money into the great silver god. Hubby came out with nothing. A big fat nothing. I on the other hand came back with my money and an extra $40! Big winner for me.

It's Friday. Weight time.

Todays Weight - 219

Total Loss - 7

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

oN tHE fIRST wEEK oF nEW yEAR.....

My hubby gave to me:

1) A bill for $420 dollars to fix my car from Crackhead Bob

2) A bill for $400 dollars to fix the truck that snuck up behind me.

3) A bill for $500 dollars for the friend/mechanic that put his engine back into his truck

4) A bill for $1,100 dollars for 4 tires and rims for the truck since the nice thiefs gave us 4 balding tractor tires

5) A bill for $565 for my last credit card that still hasn't been signed off

And a fucking happy new year to you all.

Monday, January 09, 2006

sTARTING oUT 2006 wITH a bANG!!!

Litterally. A loud expenseive BANG. As in my fucking car backing into a mini truck sitting in front of my house. All happy, yesterday got in the car, turned on the satellite radio, started to back up and that's when the parked car jumped right in back of me. I know it was just slowly creeping back towards my car as I started the descent down my driveway. It had to be. Cause I sure didn't fucking see it. What did I do, much like I always do in fucked up situations, I calmly got out of the car without looking back, clicked on my alarm without looking back, walked to the door without looking back and went inside and went to tell hubby. All without looking back at either car. Just calmnly went into the house to await the bitchfest that I knew hubby would give. After surveying the damage, hubby came into start yelling which by then I had already started the bawl-fest. I couldn't stop all day. I ried and I cried...I don't know? Seemed like a good thing to do at the time. Hubby was really really good all day and that made me cry even harder. I felt bad for me, but I had even felt worse for our friend who's truck it was and we were borrowing it because of hubby's truck ordeal.
I'm at work right now, getting ready to leave so that I can now begin the spend-fest. Two cars in an auto-body shop? Yeah, get ready to bend over.

Friday, January 06, 2006


Well ....a show of hands now,..... Who of you are starting the "I swear to God this time I really am going to lose weight this year" fucking mantra. I know I'm not the only one. I am at my biggest weight I've ever been at, and that includes having both my kids inside of me. I won't go on and on about food (like some people, hey sis!) but I will at the end of each Friday's blog give a tally so that I can see if any improvement has been made. This will be my first Friday weigh in. Blech!

Todays Weight: 222
Total Loss: 4