oN tHE fIRST wEEK oF nEW yEAR.....

My hubby gave to me:

1) A bill for $420 dollars to fix my car from Crackhead Bob

2) A bill for $400 dollars to fix the truck that snuck up behind me.

3) A bill for $500 dollars for the friend/mechanic that put his engine back into his truck

4) A bill for $1,100 dollars for 4 tires and rims for the truck since the nice thiefs gave us 4 balding tractor tires

5) A bill for $565 for my last credit card that still hasn't been signed off

And a fucking happy new year to you all.