hOW dO yOU sPELL rELIEF?....

Not...D - A - R -V -O -C -E -T
Went to my dr appt..got the cold clammy hand stuck up in me, peed in a cup, pressed on my stomach... and nada...zilch..
No extended bladder, no uterus falling, no urinary tract infection.
Nope, clean in all of those. Gave me a prescription for Darvocet, which so far has made me feel sick and loopy but still didn't take my pain away, even though I told mom it did (for emotional/mental reasons for her , I lied)
Still having problems with the actual peeing, still have the fucked up pains/pressure. Shit.
Now I get to go have a pelvic ultrasound on Tuesday. Wonderful.

Funny side note: While laying on the table and Dr pushing on my stomach, you know the deep pushing down that a Dr is so good at, she says out loud, "Oh my God".
What? I say. What do you mean.
She said "oh nothing nothing, not you. I uh forgot I had a dentis appointment today."
Jesus, you can't be poking and proding a person and then exclaim "oh my God"!
Not cool.

wHAT'S uP dOC

It's that time.....I'm sick.
Have been since Friday. Well actually before Friday, but we'll count Friday as my first onset of problems.
Called the Doc after hours to get some Cipro (for those who aren't in the know...Cipro is for UTI and for those who don't know UTI , that is Urinary Tract Infection). No problem, go to my local drugstore and pick it up. Took my pill, and went to beddy by so that I can wake up with no more pain or infection.
Got up, felt much better. Took second pill. Actually went shopping with the girl and Gma. There was still some pressure but at least I could pee normally. Sunday rolled around and we went to my "semi" family reunion on Sunday...semi as in they're actually my brother in law's family, but me and the girl go to everything anyways. All good on Sunday.
By Monday morning, I was ready to shoot myself.
Called in again to have them either get me more antibiotics or up the dosage or whatever dr's do for my pain.
They called in Bactrim (another UTI drug). Hasn't done a thing.
Still in pain but still peeing.
Something tells me that it aint no UTI and I'm in for something else.
So I'm waiting here for my 1:40 appt to my Dr all nicely clean and shaven and preparing for the words "Now, your going to feel something cold and some pressure". NIiiiiiiiice.
Good news, (I think) is that I did have a 2:50 appt not with my Dr and they called to tell me if I wanted to see my regular Dr an hour earlier. yeah.
Wish me luck.