When shet sits around the house....she sits around the house.

Ha haha ha. Yeah, know what my physically and healthy weight challenged husband said last night?

"You know you've gained a lot of weight this month?"
I said, " Excuse me fat ass? What did you just say?"
"I didn't mean it to be so mean sounding, but it's true."
"Oh , I see, and the fucking 9 month old baby your carrying in your stomach for the last 3 years is attractive?"
"Now your all upset. I don't care what you look like. I still love you."
" Fuck you, motherfucker."

How's that for a loving conversation between man and wife.