i hAD a dREAM

of all things that I was pregnant. I was 5 or 6 months along by the looks of it. I had the swolen ankles, the "pregnancy waddle", the heartburn, and the uncomfortable sleeping.

I realized this morning that the reason I had that dream is how I saw myself naked in my mirror last night. I turned to the side and holy shit I have a huge fucking stomach! I've always been "thick" around my ass and thighs, it's just where all the weight went. It has nowhere else to go now but in my stomach. I turned to my profile last night and I looked at my tummy. Damn, if I didn't see the baby moving around.

How depressing.